The Lonesome Peanut

TL:DR I hate the way it teaches me And the shape of JJ's hair I hate the way they wash the car I hate Cody's cool dude stare I hate the way I tap my boots As the tunes stick in my mind I hate it so much that it makes me sick I watch it all the time I hate the way it's so polite I hate Miss Apple - B - E - double R - Y I hate it when it makes me laugh Even worse when it makes me cry I hate how the wheels on the bus go round And 'Hello?' from the doctor's call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate it Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. TS:PR (Too Short: Please Rant)     I love CoComelon . It's pleasant enough that I can ignore it whilst doing other things, but detailed enough that when I find myself paying attention, I never completely feel like I'm wasting my time. If you haven't read my previous post , some clarification may be in order. I have a (now) 9 month old son. He is obsessed with this show and as a result, so am I. T...